My name’s Ian.
I’m a teacher, but in this economy, how can I afford not to write poetry?
I like fried chicken, dogs, classical music, guns and the Criterion collection.
My favorite poems, stories, and movies all seem to involve a psychopathic misanthrope.
My tombstone reads, “Here lies one whose name was writ in zeroes.”
I’m glad you’re reading this. I hope you like it.



